So I’m waiting to pick up my brother from his friends house and I look down to text him and when I look back up THIS FUCKING BCAT IS SITTING ON THE HOOD OF MY CAAR AND STARTS HISSING AT ME AND CLAWING AT MY WINDSHIELD AND IM LIKE WHAT AND THEN IT FREAKING RUNS ON TOP OF MY CAR AND STARTS LIKE SCREECHING AND CLAWING AT THE TOP OF MY CAR AND THEN IT GOES TO THE BACK OF MY CAR AND SITS THERE AND JUST STARES AT ME AND IT LOOKS FUCKING EVIL.so my brother asked if it was his friends cat and they were like “We have no cat” so I had to forcibly remove the damn cat from my car and it CHASED MY CAR DOWN THE DRIVEWAY AND TO THE END OF THE STREET. stupidfuckingsatancat.

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